Gangsta Knitter

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Thomas P.: I’ve got lots of trouble on my mind

My knitting’s smooth as ice

My yarn is spinning

The whole wide world knows I’m winning.

People like to call me Gangsta Knitter

And I work with the needles that are bigger.

When you’re finishing your first, I’m two-timing

Hear the nasty knitting rap that I’m rhyming

See I’m rich, see I’m smooth and fast

Knit so well knock you on your ass.

There’s a new line this season

See my gauge, so even

Knit and purl, make you stand when you’re sittin’

Like a trip on some page in Vogue Knitting.

Chorus: Gangsta Knitter, Knit for me!

Doug: Word up – I’m a Gangsta Knitter!

Get back to your baby sitter!

I’m so good, see my scarf? Doesn’t curl

Number One, gettin’ jiggy with the girls.

If you see me coming better step to one side

A lot of men didn’t, though not many tried

One fist of mohair, the other of wool

I’m gonna knit your socks off you slow-knitting fool!

Look there, can’t you see? My ribs are nice and tight

You’re too slow you knitting neophyte.

When I’m finished my hems never pucker

Unlike your sorry seams mother f*****

Chorus: Gangsta Knitter, Knit for me!

Knitmaster SSK: Stand back boys,

you should both take a hike

Master SSK is stepping to the mike.

Your gauge is wrong, you dropped a stitch

I can knit so well that you’ll both be my bitch!

You two scrubs you knit like a jackass

Don’t ya know? I’m knitting with alpaca.

Didn’t weave your ends in, you bind off tight

Your sweater’s always looking like they just lost a fight!

Chorus: Gangsta Knitter, Knit for me!

Knitmaster SSK: Go back to patterns, little boys,

We’re freestyling here.

Doug: Owww!

Thomas P.: Ouch!

Doug: Oh man, that was harsh!

Thomas P.: That was harsh, Doug…

Knitmaster SSK: Rip it out!

Audio (mp3 and ogg formats)	Video
Gangsta Knitter mp3 (128) [Good]	Windows Media (small)
Gangsta Knitter mp3 (VBR) [Better]	Windows Media (large)
Gangsta Knitter ogg (6) [Best]	Quicktime video (small)
Buy the CD with Gangsta Knitter!	Quicktime video (large)

Question: What plays ogg files? Answer: Download Winamp for free! Also many portable music players, like the iRiver that Doug uses

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